Color Me Thirsty – An Adult Coloring Book

For the readers who annotate their smut, hoard fictional men, and consider “romantasy” a legitimate lifestyle choice — this one’s for you.

Color Me Thirsty is an adult coloring book packed with flirty, spicy, chaotic-in-a-cute-way quotes. Dragons, roses, candles, books, wine glasses, and a lot of sass surround each design. It’s the perfect way to decompress after a long day of pretending your life is not ruled by morally gray men with swords.

This is not your grandma’s coloring book.
(Unless your grandma is down bad for enemies-to-lovers. In that case? Respect.)

What’s Inside

18 total pages featuring:

• Snarky, spicy quote pages like:

  • “It’s not smut, it’s romantasy”

  • “Books, wine, and dragons”

  • “I prefer the villain”

  • “Reading smut counts as cardio. Fight me.”

  • “Shh! Smut scholar at work”

  • “Just some basic enemies-to-lovers smut”

  • “Sip me, taste me, finish me.”

• Floral, fantasy, candlelit, and dragon-themed borders

• A cute nameplate page (“This Book Belongs To”)

• Soft pink gradient covers with aesthetic BookTok vibes

• Single-sided line art to help reduce bleed-through

• QR code back cover linking to Semi-Cured Life

Perfect For

• Romance readers

• Smut gremlins

• Feral book club friends

• BookTok addicts

• Stress relief with extra… flavor

• Gifts for your “I swear I only read for the plot” friend

Product Details

• Format: Physical coloring book

• Size: 8.5" x 11"

• Pages: 15 interior pages + front/back covers

• Artist/Brand: Semi-Cured Life